Parker

For those of you who don't already know, my best friend had the most beautiful baby boy 2 weeks ago. I went over to cook dinner for them last night and got to feed Parker. While I was feeding him, Scott called me on my cell phone. The following conversation occured:

Scott: What are you doing?
Me: Feeding the baby.
Scott: You are what?
Me: I’m fedding the baby.
Scott: Umm... Welll... Uh? Isn’t he uh?
Me: What?
Scott: Isn’t the baby breast feeding?

I just cracked up. Men.

Me, Scott & Parker: 1 day old