Why You Should Never IM Me

Friend (8:43:06 PM): hows it goin
OmySue (8:44:04 PM): maaan, i want some cookies or something
OmySue (8:44:10 PM): having a sweet craving
Friend (8:44:24 PM): lol
OmySue (8:44:44 PM): and i'm already in my pajamas and no way i am getting dressed again to go back out
OmySue (8:44:45 PM): lol
OmySue (8:44:54 PM): gonna go raid the pantry...
OmySue (8:44:59 PM): totally almost put panty
OmySue (8:45:00 PM): brb
OmySue (9:03:02 PM): mission accomplished
OmySue (9:03:08 PM): pb and jelly
OmySue (9:03:17 PM): almost was just a pb
OmySue (9:03:27 PM): i swear the lid to the jelly was cemented on
OmySue (9:03:39 PM): mother F’er
OmySue (9:03:44 PM): jelly on the keyboard
Friend (9:04:09 PM): well thats a sticky mess
OmySue (9:04:25 PM): only on letter between H and K
OmySue (9:04:37 PM): i -ust won’t use it anymore
Friend (9:04:55 PM): lol
OmySue (9:05:17 PM): until i forget and stick my finger in it
Friend (9:05:46 PM): yeah... and if I can think of any questions that require that key I will be sure to ask
Friend (9:06:02 PM): that is my duty
OmySue (9:06:21 PM): and you said duty
Friend (9:06:59 PM): yes I did say duty
OmySue (9:07:18 PM): oh look... u said it again
OmySue (9:10:36 PM): and the JJJJ is back
OmySue (9:10:37 PM): all clean
OmySue (9:11:08 PM): i just figured i'd wait until i was done eating... cause i was likely to drop some more
OmySue (9:11:16 PM): and why bother to clean it twice
OmySue (9:11:36 PM): so… i think i pulled a muscle in my back
Friend (9:11:37 PM): yeah?
OmySue (9:11:41 PM): and it is spasming
OmySue (9:11:46 PM): shooting pains in my back
OmySue (9:11:56 PM): damn YOU jelly jar!
Friend (9:12:20 PM): ok ok calm down I am sure the jelly jar is sorry for your pain
OmySue (9:12:47 PM): yeah, i'm sure... thats why it told some of its contents to jump on my J?
OmySue (9:12:57 PM): hmm... that sounds weird
OmySue (9:13:01 PM): have i been drinking
OmySue (9:13:04 PM): i dunno
OmySue (9:13:10 PM): did i just answer myself?
OmySue (9:13:13 PM): i think i did
OmySue (9:13:20 PM): maybe i should lie down
OmySue (9:14:18 PM): nope... i think i'm good